Jallikattu Protest :​Conspiracy Theories

Speculations galore..

I agree these are but exaggerated. The purpose is to open up our minds to the  world of possibilities..

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What the f*** yaa.

Are you watching tv..

They are hitting them badly..

Not listening..

Those girls are pleading..

Didn’t stop for the Anthem too..

Ruthless B*******.

Watch this..

See who is putting the vehicle afire..

Now, read this whatsapp..

See this on facebook.

Someone is pelting stones..

Who are they, never seen them there in three days..

Oh, my god..

What is happening..

Everything went so smooth..

The whole world is praising us..

Need to do something for our guys..

Can’t let them die

They won’t let us in.. use the boat to send them food..

Look.. Oh! My God!
I have a plan..

Plead the public to join us..

Block the road..

Make it known..

They’re not alone..

Let’s split to places..

Be live on group chat..

You take north

I be here..

Do have anyone in south..

Just three.. No, then there will be more, on their own..

Let’s make a start, now..  Support them from outside..

As long as unarmed, no harm shall come our way..

Anyways, worst-case, lathi-charge.. Say Grace..

Let’s do it, now..
Just that.. Why stop there…

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What kind of idiots you all are..

Do you know what you are talking..

Do I have to explain the repercussions.
Remember, if you let this go smoothly, you are allowing a wrong precedence.

Moral or immoral

Ethical or unethical

It should not close smoothly.

If you allow this, you cant predict which fool will rise from where again.
I do understand your sentiments..

I do follow your thought processes.

Personally, I too feel this is a pathbreaking movement.

Now see my point of view.

If it closes in a all-is-well note, then mark my words, you are opening a pandora’s box.

Day after tomorrow you will face another group seeking something irrational – anyways, each ones rationality is affecting all our nationality.

As administrator what will you do sandwiched between the execution and judiciary and the people.

No matter how genuine some claims are, we cant afford them as a society.

This should be a story with a tragic, but not so tragic end.

Nobody should dare begin such a thing in the future.

Believe me, this is the good for all, the system, the people, the governance.
Now listen, this is the twist in this tale.

Some elements broke the barricades.

Started pelting stones

Crowd goes amock

Arrange someone to set fire to vehicles – stay away from cameras.

To add some pepper and salt, choose our closeby station which is in bad shape and in need of renovation, bring it down.

Turn it around.

Our stance will gain more ground.

Use force then..

Away from the media glare..

Beat them blue..

Take them on custody..

Drag the investigation..

Buy time..

Bring them to negotiation..

Make them drop everything, unconditionally..

Do I have to spill all the beans..

We are supposed to be known by intelligence.
You will get a closure of this issue that is good for all.
Now, whether you buy this or not..

Get back in an hour with a detailed plan on these lines..

I want to make sure that you all have understood.

Need each one to know clearly – what role you gotto play.

Did you all understand..

Twelve were there, all nodded in sync – none with remorse..
We will meet after lunch..
[a minute later]

Yeah Poorva, its arranged.

Yeah win-win.  Dont forget to transfer what I won, I will be waiting..

Hey – I shall call back.. I’m getting a call from the secretariat.
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What the f*** are we doing here..

These fools have taken our hard work in a week..

I have lost hundreds of crores to reach till here..

I cant let go of all my fortunes..

How much I had to sacrifice, bowing down half my life..

Just found some space to straighten my back up, now this f*** is up..

What am I doing, now when these b******* also treat me like a dog..

You heard those words they use on me..

I wish to kill them all.. let this passe.. I will show them my true colours..

What does the party or this lady think about me..

What do you think about me..

Remember, this is the last straw – for all of us.

Do it or die.

144 would mean disaster for all of us..

That would mean to declare us dead before we actually are..

Dont even dream of another election, it is not for us..

Anything you do, do it now..

Now prove your past..

Bring in your best ones,

Let them make mayhem, remember the dress code..

None will never give away names..

Keep your TVs focussed – Away, while it is done..

I will assure you, each one will go out safe..

This is very critical to all of us.

Any miss, wolves are waiting to seize this opportunity.
Twenty four – the most sinisters – hummed in agreement.  Some with and some without – an understanding..

Now, leave. I have a lot to do..
Secretary, call the Chief..
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Radha, dont you worry a bit. It’s all set..

I have done it all already twice over the ministerial dinners in Delhi.

I want you to learn lobbying from me before I take over global operations.

Im not relying solely on the cops,

That’s my plan B anyways..

I’m talking about my guy.

My Rodney of India is here..

He is worth his million, Oh ! Just 10 lakhs, very inexpensive.

Dwelve deep, see how this can turn turtle..

Gandhians against Us can be very dangerous for a long run..

Cant afford to allow..

Do agree,.. Said radha..

Poorva continued..

It’s my scheme to silence them. God save them.

Sometimes I wonder why some races haven’t made it big..

They bind themselves in special shackles created by themselves; F*** themselves..

And yet pretend to be in a bliss of another kind..

Im sure, you are not one of them..

Ok, go on and just say a sorry for yesterday.

In not many words Huh! Dont display any regret..

I do not want any weak-links..

I am now in a habit of winning..

It needs a lot of home work though..
Me too, radha thought, until I be the CEO..
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Come in..

Did anyone watch you come..

Make sure you stay indoors.

Last thing in the world, you – be seen anywhere here..

Are all your boys briefed right..

You got your funds by now..

Do not leave any traces anywhere..

These f***** kids have spoilt a career of mine..

I lost the last election because of family..

Old man doesnt die, doesnt let live..

This is the greatest opportunity..

Cant say if we will have any like this in future.

Do as I said, at least 12 in this city and 30 across state..

Take a look inside the bag and I want worth every penny.

Once in chair, I shall get rid of all your cases..

144 is very important.. We must have it..

While it may sound easy, it is just not enough..

Kids are unarmed in a sense, but armoured with gadgets and social media and some public..

Be careful.. You have not known me..

Once done, you will get the balance..

Do I need to say more..

Now move…
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Greetings..

These two parties have never allowed any of us..

Here opens the door for us..

These kids, neither know how to respect us, nor to deal with the situation in hand..

But have done enough damage to our career..

Arson and chaos, the best way to drive our agenda

There is enough and more to fill the void with our propaganda..

Use our channels to the fullest.. go pro-government to play it safe..

We need to deploy our boys very secretly..

I have already made way for our boys to seep in..

Should have heard my boys sing..

What fun..

Some are already there, need to put in more..

No one, should carry a doubt..

Your strength is in your action..

I will handle the press, both local and national – even international..

Ah! Self-pride, the other one thought..

Anyways, I need this guy to complete the task – thought continued.

We shall meet over video conference on my secret number, right..

We can bring in the change..

Bless you..
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Can’t let them embarrass the Administration, especially when I’m running it from here.

Call the IB Chief..

I shall hold a briefing in 15 minutes..

……

Hey look, it should look like we are fully by their side.

Ok..

Meet me once done..

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Your year long sermons couldnt have  done so much, than this one in hand. Use the loyal ones. Needn’t use the sleepers. This is very small a job for them. Just take cue from my signals.I shall be there every minute to prompt you.

What better opportunity, to execute God’s will. This will be very special and different. It is without the arms. Nice to use just vice.

Praise God.
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Who Dunnit?!!

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